Me walking into school
Me at work
Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
when someone asks to see your phone
My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.
This is too adorable
Are these two together yet? You know she flipped her like a motherfuckin pancake.
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why would you want to unshrink that?
That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”